The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by EstelaKershner655790 posted Oct 26, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept crot awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should crot offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she memek rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal bokep Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what bokep most women know and porn crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when memek a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh porn and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

porn In bokep my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was memek generally on an bokeh occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks crot in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', bokep and bokeh bokeh that women were prone porn to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to bokeh encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on. crot ' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only bokeh other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokeh , bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what bokeh you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind memek of attention.

In their book, crot bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

porn If you're a sex worker, bokeh I bokeh crot can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex crot may porn just be the quietest.


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