The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by ReinaBoisvert109666 posted Oct 23, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of porn a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for %anchor_text% caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an porn 'actrice', bokeh or crot sex bokep worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokeh words, crot you can't measure passion in porn terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is porn genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian memek hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other porn tasks memek in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', porn and bokep that women porn were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A porn new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm memek is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound bokep familiar, bokep ladies?

The crot only other reason to porn screech porn like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a porn woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that crot her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind bokeh of attention.

In their crot book, crot Sex At memek Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they porn were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If memek you're a memek sex memek worker, bokeh I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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