The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by PZSJanet6587071508 posted Oct 22, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered memek if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled crot her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', memek bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance bokep the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, memek so bokep they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. bokeh This was crot the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central memek Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of memek attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and %anchor_text% Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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