The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by MaybelleOrmond3287 posted Oct 25, 2024
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I've long been porn haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should porn offer to perform crot an exorcism.

When I bokeh mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the crot next bokep morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder memek bokep the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, porn you bokep can't measure bokeh passion in terms crot of decibels: bokeh there's sex as bokep performance bokeh art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing bokeh for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokep she's porn far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In memek my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors memek regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner bokep feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks memek in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. They declared that crot erotic memek decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




memek memek porn A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the bokeh greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying bokep bokeh this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to porn screech like a demented hyena is if bokeh your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract porn a bokep certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At porn Dawn, memek porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate bokep cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should bokeh take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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