The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by TaylahHamill6497121 posted Oct 25, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of a bokep stay in Paris's Latin Quarter porn where I bokep was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokep mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the bokep receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her bokep eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what porn memek most women know and memek all bokep men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot memek you can't measure passion in terms of bokeh porn decibels: bokep there's crot sex as bokeh performance art, bokep and porn bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. bokep And bokeh bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to bokep gently sigh and bokeh moan bokep than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors bokep regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd bokeh explain, porn so they could make their partner feel crot happy, porn while conserving their porn energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what bokeh they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over memek the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




bokeh A new study confirms bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the bokep chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It crot was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you bokep get a bloomin' move on.' Sound crot familiar, porn ladies?

The only other bokep reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At bokeh Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to memek alert nearby bokeh males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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