The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by MarianneAnstey4 posted Oct 25, 2024
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I've long memek been haunted porn by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a bokep nearby room screeching so memek loudly that bokep I wondered if I bokep should offer to perform an exorcism.

porn When I mentioned the 'miaulement' bokeh (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to crot the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according memek memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not bokeh fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, porn so they could porn make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic memek decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokep and bokep that women were crot prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to porn speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what porn you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their bokeh book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot bokeh memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on bokeh observation of our nearest memek primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be bokep the quietest.


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