The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by BebePerry335079169 posted Oct 23, 2024
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memek When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist bokeh the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or crot sex worker.

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It was like memek saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you bokeh get crot a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you bokeh should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex porn At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of porn crot our nearest primate cousins - was porn to alert nearby males that they were bokep fertile and porn crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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