The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by TammaraBaldwin47011 posted Oct 23, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's crot Latin Quarter where bokep I was memek kept awake bokeh all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) porn to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', porn or memek sex bokeh worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. crot It memek confirms what most women know and bokeh all bokeh men dread - the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance memek art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more bokep likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like memek the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors crot regularly bokep confessed to faking orgasms. crot It bokep was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they'd explain, porn so porn they could make bokep their partner bokep feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in crot hand. This was the conclusion porn of memek another study by two researchers from bokep the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic porn decibels were all about manners bokep and crot 'manipulation', bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over porn the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms crot the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The bokep only memek other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual porn yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far crot as I'm concerned, bokeh that's memek what bokeh you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you porn want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were memek porn noisy during sex - based on memek bokep observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. crot But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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