The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by TrudiPropsting291 posted Oct 23, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I crot was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' bokep (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist crot the bokep next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the bokep ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes bokep scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep bokeh there's sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as crot genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep memek moan than shriek like the rabid bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn so they could make their crot partner feel happy, bokeh while porn conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of memek another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were porn all about manners and memek 'manipulation', crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their porn partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms crot the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' crot Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokep hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokeh that her crot sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far porn as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda bokeh Jetha bokeh concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - porn based on observation of our memek nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should crot take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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