The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by LourdesWlo70377318218 posted Oct 23, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) crot to the porn receptionist the next morning, crot crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or porn sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes bokeh scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine crot intimacy. And bokep when crot a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile memek male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and %anchor_text% moan crot than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally bokep on an occasional crot basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. crot This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from porn the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', memek and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the crot bokep chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm enjoying this, bokep bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that crot her sexual yowling crot drowned out memek their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a bokep certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest bokep bokeh primate porn cousins - was bokeh to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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