The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by ShanelBruntnell5 posted Oct 22, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When bokep I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable bokep French word bokeh for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, %anchor_text% you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in crot my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokeh two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. porn They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock memek Image

It was like saying: memek 'I'm porn enjoying porn this, crot but bokep can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you bokeh should memek be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex crot - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins crot - was to alert nearby males that they were memek fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men memek should take heed: memek the best sex may just bokeh be the quietest.


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