The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by MariamMark90235170 posted Oct 22, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory porn of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman crot in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) memek to the bokep receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn crot sex worker.

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In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional memek basis, bokeh they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the bokep conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', memek and bokep that women were memek prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new memek study porn confirms the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance bokep the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, porn porn memek but bokep can bokep you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot memek said porn in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm porn concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if crot you want to attract a certain kind of crot attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek bokeh bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda porn Jetha concluded the most crot likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby porn males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're bokep bokeh not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be memek the quietest.


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