The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest, Writes Rowan Pelling

by IveyPelletier50559 posted Oct 22, 2024
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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter bokep where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the porn delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new memek study from the bokep ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, bokeh you bokep can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and %anchor_text% is not fearing for memek a bokep fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional porn basis, porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel bokep happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokeh and bokeh that women crot were prone to what they described as 'copulatory crot vocalisation' porn in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like bokeh saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other crot reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman memek from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours porn complained that her sexual bokeh yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what crot you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their memek book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded crot the most likely bokep reason women were noisy during sex bokeh - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokep and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can crot understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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